Tragic headlines of the week:
"Manhattan Socialite’s Pet Maltipoo Dies in Breast Implant Surgery: ‘I Just Wanted Baby to Finally Be Able to Fill Out That Doggie Sweater’"
"Brooklyn Hipster Overhears Conversation Where Murdering a Baby Is Deemed ‘Totally Uncool’— Finds Out Too Late There Is No Way to Do That Ironically"
"Surfer Rides Massive Barrel Wave That Is Actually Portal to Atlantis; Discovers It Has Been Converted to World’s Most Excessive Fish Tank by Dubai Businessman"
Honestly I’ve always thought about how weird it is that cucumbers have such a distinct smell when they are mostly water.
AUTO AEROBICS BY CHRIS LABROOY